Tits
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Tits on the day he was adopted
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| Born | Tits Angelo Armstrong adopted February 25, 2015 born in a tree, on a farm in the United States |
| Other names | Tits Lil' T |
| Occupation | Neural Surgeon Screenplay writer |
| Years active | 2015-present |
| Religion | Aetheistic-Hindu |
| Spouse(s) | Maralyn Monroe, Kate Upton (m. 1981,2015) |
| Children | 4 |
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| Musical career | |
| Genres | Classical Uke |
| Instruments | Ukulele |
Tits Angelo Armstrong (born sometime in 2015) is an American screenplay writer and world renowned neural surgeon.
He was known as Tits all of his life because that was his name. A great name chosen by his adopted father, due to neglect of his true parents. He is often criticised by adults for his name even though it is perfectly harmless.
Early life
Tits hasn't lived a long life so far. Apples have a low life expectancy, as many people know. Therefore, Tits' early life consists of his whole life.
Tits was born on an apple farm somewhere in the United States. Tracing back his roots (no pun intended)would be too illogical in the sense of time and money to be worth doing for an apple. All that is known about his family is that his mother was an apple tree from an apple farm of the US. He was later shipped off, probably to a grocery store: destined to be on an interesting path.
In the state South Carolina, Tits, along with many other apples were inhumanely bought from a produce store or grocery store. Together, the apples were taken to a local high school known as Wando. It is not currently known how many apples made it there alive. In that very school, there is a class called "Teacher Cadet", a class that teaches juniors or seniors how to be a teacher. Two radiantly beautiful girls had been taking that class that semester to learn how to be a teacher. It was one of them that bought the apples and took them to the High School. They placed an apple on each and every desk of the classroom.
Not coincidently, that day was also freshman carousel day, where the freshmen go and check out other options for classes. Bishop Armstrong was one of a random few who happened to be going to Teacher Cadet as part of the carousel. "At the end of the class, the beautiful girls who had bought the apples told us that we should take our apple with us because they were ours now" -Bishop Armstrong, adopted father.
It was at that moment that Bishop realized how much he cared for the apple on his desk. It was a bit lumpy, and a bit bruised, but their love was an immediate bond. He named the apple Tits, because it was an elegant name that showed that he could love Tits more than he loved tits.
The Great Trash Incident of the 26th
Febrary 26 was a dreadful day for two specific characters: Bishop and Tits. Bishop was taking pictures of tits, just before science class had begun. Joshua Kramer had been absent the previous day, having no understanding of Bishop's current connection with Tits. He grabbed Tits, running his fingers over his face, hurting Tits. He then paced over to the trash can, still grasping Tits. Bishop called out "no, please don't hurt my precious baby!" but it was to no avail. The call from several others to punish Tits was too much. Josh tossed him, straight into the trash can. Bishop leaped up from his seat and rand to the trash. He reached down and grabbed Tits from the trash can. He was coated in a thin layer of pencil shavings. Tits was crying, begging for Bishop. He dusted Tits off, and blew the remaining shavings off of him. Then he retured Tits safely back to his dedicated pocket in his bookbag. Tits was okay with only minimal physical therapy.
Career
Neural Surgery
It was surprising for the public to learn that an apple was doing neural surgery. It was more surprising, that he had no training in neural surgery. Most surprising of all, his name is Tits: Dr. Tits Armstrong. Tits has preformed all 734 of his brain surgeries all by himself. He was accepted to an MUSC medical hospital to be a surgeon after he successfully preformed a head transplant on the street after a car accident with only a toothpick, a plastic spork, and a sharpie. It was back in the future in 2056 that he retired from being a surgeon. Tits claims that he left due to the discrimination against him for having a different skin color.
Screenplay Writing
SCREENPLAY WRITING TEXT GOES HERE
Ukulele Playing
Due to vulgar and explicit material, this article on 'ukulele playing' has been revoked by the Wikipedia team.
Flappy Tits(no pun intended, please dont get mad.) |
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Further Reading
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External links
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